beggars-opera:

aminaabramovic:

my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

The sophomore year of life

alcoholdrinker:

trendingly:

This the last year where all 4 grades in high school are 90’s babies. The freshmen next year are gonna be 2000 babies…just pause for a moment and let that sink in.

linear time. scary. 

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time